bar joke, n.One-Liners

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?”

A bagpipe player, a banjo player and an accordion player all walk into a bar...everybody leaves

A termite walks into a bar and says, “Where is the bar tender"?

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a barThat can’t just be a coincidence

A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?".

A limbo champion walked into a bar. He was disqualified

A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar.The rabbit says, "I think I might be a typo.".

A ninja, a priest and a rabbi walk into an Irish bar. "Welcome to both of you," says the bartender