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bartender

is a job consisting of like 65% dishwashing glasses & 35% tending to the bar.

is a job like being in a porno, your hands are sticky, but you don't know what it is

is a job like being on tinder as a career

is a psychologist with really bad furniture

is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

is like 8 hours of being the only sober one at a party

is like a doctor who can only write prescriptions for a medication that exacerbates any and every problem you have.

is like a guidance counselor but with alcohol