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is essential to the female figure. A woman without breasts is like a bed without pillows.

A woman without breasts is like a bed without pillows

is a body part whose primary biological function scientists now believe is to make males stupid.

Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.

is used to sell food and booze and no one bats an eye, but if used as nature intended, everyone loses their minds.

Use breasts to sell food and booze no one bats an eye. Use them as nature intended and everyone loses their minds.

is like a train set: they're meant for kids, but usually it's the fathers who wind up playing with them.

Women's breasts are like train sets: they're meant for kids, but usually it's the fathers who wind up playing with them.

is are a scandal because they shatter the border between motherhood and sexuality.

Breasts are a scandal because they shatter the border between motherhood and sexuality.

is such an object of sex that people scold women in public who use them for their real purpose.

The female breast has become such an object of sex that people scold women in public who use them for their real purpose.

is like cartoons: they're made for kids, but adults seem to enjoy them more.

Boobs are like cartoons: they're made for kids, but adults seem to enjoy them more.

is odd --- man is the only adult animal that sucks his female's breasts.

Man is the only adult animal that sucks his female's breasts.