boobs

dad joke

is the perfect word. The ‘B’ looks like an aerial view of them, the double ‘o’ looks like a front view, and the b looks like the side view.

is the proof that men can focus on two things at once.

Boobs are the proof that men can focus on two things at once.

is a stress reliever ball that actually works.

is measured in cups because they have milk in them.

is like model trains: they're made for the kids, but usually it's the dads who end up playing with them the most.

is like the sun, it is better to stare at them with sunglasses on.