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is a genre of music which, if played backwards, gets you your wife back, your dog back and gets you sobered up.

Play a country and western song backwards and what happens' You get your wife back, your dog back and you sober up.

is a genre consisting in the difficult task of thinking up clean words to rhyme with 'truck'.

The hardest thing about writing country music must be thinking up clean words to rhyme with 'truck'.

is, in its current state, a genre that should be changed to Southern Pop.

Country music at its current state should be changed to Southern Pop.

is rich people pretending they’re poor just like Rap is poor people pretending they’re rich.

Rap is poor people pretending they’re rich, and Country is rich people pretending they’re poor

is a twanging harmonic concoction, American as hominy grits.

1. (archaic) A twanging harmonic concoction, American as hominy grits, that once chronicled the simple bovine joys and miseries of wayward Baptists, cowboys and truck drivers; much beloved in the lands beyond the urban fringe , wherever the corn grew high and honest folks ate pork barbecue; redolent of summer nights on the road, fifty miles from the nearest honky-tonk and even farther from home.

country music, n.One-Liners

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