country music, n.All

Country music is just "farm emo" music.

Country music is rich people pretending they’re poor just like Rap is poor people pretending they’re rich.

Country music is, in its current state, a genre that should be changed to Southern Pop.

Country music is a genre of music which, if played backwards, gets you your wife back, your dog back and gets you sobered up.

Country music is soul music for white people.

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who doAnd for those who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'

Country music is three chords and the truth.

Country music is a genre consisting in the difficult task of thinking up clean words to rhyme with 'truck'.

Country music is a twanging harmonic concoction, American as hominy grits.