doctor, n.One-Liners

The doctor said that the only thing he found encouraging about my test results was they weren't his.

A man goes into the hospital with six plastic horses up his ass.The doctors described his condition as stable

Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 who says he's invisibleWell, please tell him I can't see him right now.

I told my doctor I heard buzzinghe said it’s just a bug going around

Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.Caddie: Oh, he’s played with you, too, eh