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is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose. Woodrow Wilson

is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity: The most important thing is you do what is right when no one is looking.

Golf is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity: the most important thing is you do what is right when no one is looking. Tom Watson

is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose Winston Churchill

is a game whose object is not just to win. It is to play like a gentleman, and win.

The object of golf is not just to win. It is to play like a gentleman, and win. Phil Mickelson

is an arrogant, elitist game that takes up entirely too much space in this country.

Golf is an arrogant, elitist game that takes up entirely too much space in this country. George Carlin

is at a competitive level, played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course: The space between your ears.

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course. . . the space between your ears. Bobby Jones

is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.

Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. Winston Churchill

is like solitaire. When you cheat, you only cheat yourself.

Golf is like solitaire. When you cheat, you only cheat yourself. Tony Lema

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