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Dry Cleaner: "What can we do for you today?" Blonde: [speaks indistinctly] Dry Cleaner: "Come again?" Blonde: "No, just yogurt this time."
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[Paquiao and Mayweather walk into the dry cleaner] Dry Cleaner: "That'll be 85 cents" Mayweather: "Huh? What will?" Dry Cleaner: "Old pair of boxers, right?"
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Customer: "Can I get some help here?" [Dry Cleaner with gooey blue hands] “Sorry, hands are Tide”
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Guy means to enter a smoke shop but accidentally walks into the dry cleaners next door.Clothes, but no cigar
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