smoking, n.One-Liners

3 men are stranded in a boat with 4 cigarettes and no way to light themSo they toss the 4th cigarette overboard to make the boat a cigarette lighter

I said to the wife, 'I wish you wouldn't smoke in bed." She said, 'But a lot of women do."I said, 'Not bacon they don't.'

Guy means to enter a smoke shop but accidentally walks into the dry cleaners next door.Clothes, but no cigar

They're saying cigarettes can cause rectal cancerI'll be OK though, I'm always very careful to put them in my mouth

Cancer cures smoking.