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is merely a change of the leach every four years... pulling off the glutted leech and attaching the lean one.

You can effect a change of robbers every four years. Inestimable privilege to pull off the glutted leech and attach the lean one! And you cannot even choose among the lean leeches, but must accept those designated by the programmers and showmen who have the reptiles on tap.

is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.

An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.

is a process whereby, if one gets all the fools on one's side, one can be elected to anything.

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

is a process which, if they really changed anything, would be made illegal.

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

is a process whereby bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

is won chiefly because most people vote against somebody, rather than for somebody.

*The main condition for the achievement of love is the overcoming of one's narcissism.

is a process that proves nothing except that different sections of the country are mad about different things.

An election probably doesn't prove anything, except that different sections of the country are mad about different things.

is nothing but the rare opportunity for parents to learn the location of their children's school.

General or local election: rare opportunity for parents to learn the location of their children's school.

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