exaggeration, n.One-Liners

I have to exaggerate or I'll die.

I remember when all the other kids would bully me because of the wild exaggerations I’d makeThose were the hardest 400 years of my life.

My wife left me because she said I'm always exaggerating the amount of time I work just so that I don’t have to spend time with herI said, "well, I’d like to see you work twelve days a week, 576 days a year!"

My wife left me because she said I always exaggerateI was so shocked I almost tripped over my giant cock