foreign language, n.One-Liners

In Paris, they just stared when I spoke to them in FrenchI never did manage to make those idiots understand their own language

I bought a new Japanese carI turned on the radio, I don't understand a word they're saying

I'm glad I wasn't born in France because I can't speak a word of French.

So weird that I can't seem to get a girlfriend even though I can speak two languages fluentlyEnglish and Klingon