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is a bunch of men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Ballet is a bunch of men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

is no fun to watch. You can't even tell who won.

He went to a ballet once. He didn't like it. He couldn't even tell who won.

is dance performed to classical music in an elegant theater before tearful, enraptured wives accompanied by bored, distracted husbands.

is an opportunity for arms and legs to talk.

is a cultural event that some people go to for the music, some for the dance. And many go because they lost an argument with their spouse.

Some people go to the ballet for the music, some for the dance. And many go because they lost an argument with their spouse.