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A nice way to fire someone is to throw them a surprise going-away party
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You're fired!"You woke me up for this?"
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My colleague just told me, ‘If the boss doesn’t take back what he said to me, I’m leaving the company.’ ‘What did he say?’ ‘Leave the company.’
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I've been sacked from my jobOr as I prefer to think of it, I'm on eternity leave.
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