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is the easiest instrument to play and the hardest to play well.

The guitar is the easiest instrument to play and the hardest to play well.

is a companion to the human voice in that it rests against the human gut and pushes up against the human heart, and when strummed, its vibrations go not only outward, but hit you in your body.

But that guitar is the perfect companion to the human voice. You rest it against your gut, against your heart, and when you strum it the vibrations go outwards for all to hear, but the vibration also hits you on your body.

is a small orchestra, polyphonic, with every string a different color, a different voice.

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice.

is a machine, far more responsive and efficient than a computer.

The guitar is a much more efficient machine than a computer. More responsive.

is an easy instrument, requiring only 5 fingers, 6 strings and 1 a**hole.

Guitar is easy, all it takes is 5 fingers, 6 strings and 1 a**hole

is an instrument where anyone using more than three chords is just showing off.

Anyone who used more than three chords is just showing off.

is the instrument most complete and richest in its harmonic and polyphonic possibilities.

The [guitar is the] instrument most complete and richest in its harmonic and polyphonic possibilities.

is an instrument for the head, just as the drums are for the chest, and the bass gets one in the groin.

Guitar is for the head, drums are for the chest, but bass gets you in the groin

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