guitar, n.All

The Guitar is a companion to the human voice in that it rests against the human gut and pushes up against the human heart, and when strummed, its vibrations go not only outward, but hit you in your body.

The Guitar is an instrument where anyone using more than three chords is just showing off.

The Guitar is an instrument for the head, just as the drums are for the chest, and the bass gets one in the groin.

The Guitar is the instrument most complete and richest in its harmonic and polyphonic possibilities.

The Guitar is a machine, far more responsive and efficient than a computer.

The Guitar is the easiest instrument to play and the hardest to play well.

The Guitar is a small orchestra, polyphonic, with every string a different color, a different voice.

The Guitar is an easy instrument, requiring only 5 fingers, 6 strings and 1 a**hole.