library, n.One-Liners

What did the chicken say when it got to the library?Book book book book book book book

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on chlamydiaThe librarian says, 'Your wife already has it. She said that she gave it to you.'

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on probabilityThe librarian says, 'It might be on one of those shelves over there.'

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

I called my local library and said, Is that the local library?the woman said, 'well that depends where you're calling from'

My penis was actually in The Guinness Book of World Records onceBut the librarian found out, and she kicked me out