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is like being a sugar daddy. You waste all of your money on keeping them happy, and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes.

Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy. You waste all of your money on keeping them happy, and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes.

is having a mutual understanding with another species that we will not eat each other unless absolutely necessary

Having a pet is having a mutual understanding with another species that we will not eat each other unless absolutely necessary

is pick an animal we can't communicate with and make it live with us.

Having a pet is weird, we just pick an animal we can't communicate with and make it live with us

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