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is made up of work which ultimately is a constant temptation to sacrifice one's growth as a man to one's growth as a specialist.

The work that leads to a doctor's degree is a constant temptation to sacrifice one's growth as a man to one's growth as a specialist.

is a degree which causes the bearer to proceed from cocksure ignorance to thoughtful uncertainty.

is a Doctor whose writing and lecturing style successfully cures the average student of any hunger for knowledge

is like banging your head off a wall and trying to fit through the cracks.

Before starting my PhD a wise man told me ‘doing a PhD is ‘like banging your head off a wall and trying to fit through the cracks.

a journey that resembles being adopted, only to be thrown into the f**king Pacific Ocean to die alone

doing a PhD is like being adopted, only to be thrown into the f**king Pacific Ocean to die alone

is like trying to make an ice sculpture from an iceberg. Using a toothpick.

Doing a PhD is like trying to make an ice sculpture from an iceberg. Using a toothpick.

is like getting a full-body tattoo: Takes forever, incredibly painful, & people wonder why you did that to yourself.

Getting a PhD is like getting full-body tattoo: Takes forever, incredibly painful, & people wonder why you did that to yourself.

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