phd, n.All

A PhD a journey that resembles being adopted, only to be thrown into the f**king Pacific Ocean to die alone

Philosophy graduates ask . . ."Why do you want fries with that?"

A PhD is a degree which causes the bearer to proceed from cocksure ignorance to thoughtful uncertainty.

A PhD is like banging your head off a wall and trying to fit through the cracks.

PhD is short for Piled Higher and Deeper

A PhD is like getting a full-body tattoo: Takes forever, incredibly painful, & people wonder why you did that to yourself.

In Finland, PhD recipients are given a doctoral top hat and a doctoral sword

A PhD is a Doctor whose writing and lecturing style successfully cures the average student of any hunger for knowledge

The PhD is made up of work which ultimately is a constant temptation to sacrifice one's growth as a man to one's growth as a specialist.

A PhD is like trying to make an ice sculpture from an iceberg. Using a toothpick.