pi, n.One-Liners

3.14% of sailors are pi-rates

Never start up a conversation with pi. He just goes on forever.

The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference.

mathematicians are always saying “Pi r squared" but we all know pies are round. Cakes are square.

The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends.

Simple as 3.141592…