mathematics, n.One-Liners

I'm partial to fractions.

19 and 20 got into a fight21

Math and alcohol don't mixDon't drink and derive

I have a recurring dream where I divide ten by three

I've been working out to impress my girlfriendBut apparently quadratic equations aren't much of a turn on

Do ten millipedes equal one centipede?

Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"Student: "A drinking problem."

I'm getting pretty nervous about my math testI think I've got around a 40–40 percent chance of passing

I don't get the point of decimals.

I ordered a book about calculus last week, but I didn’t get it

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

To whoever invented the zerothanks for nothing

Timmy has thirty-eight chocolate bars, He eats twenty-eight of them. What does he have?Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes.