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is a bit like chess: It's not just the piece being moved that matters: It's also the effect that move has on all the other pieces.

Football is a bit like chess: it's not just the piece being moved that matters: it's also the effect that move has on all the other pieces. Mal Peet

is a friendly kind of fighting, rather than recreation.

Concerning football playing, I protest to you it may rather be called a friendly kind of fighting, rather than recreation.

is a kind of geiger counter of civilization, a catalyst for good as well as bad, able to start war or cause peace.

As much as football can cause war, it can also cause peace. Football is a kind of Geiger counter of civilisation, or a catalyst for good as well as bad. Elfriede Jelinek

is not a sport: It is somewhere between a business racket and a mental illness. I associate it with all the worst aspects of our society violence, drunkenness, drugs, racism, exploitation, greed and stupidity... and that's just for starters.

Football is not, in my view, a sport: it is somewhere between a business racket and a mental illness. I associate it with all the worst aspects of our society violence, drunkenness, drugs, racism, exploitation, greed and stupidity... and that's just for starters. Simon Heffer

and criminally wrong decisions against you are part and parcel of that.

Soccer is popular because stupidity is popular.

is distinguished from football in that football is linear and static, lined up, and experienced in bursts. Soccer, by contrast, is structured like the cosmos. It's like constellations. It's bodies moving in space. It's a very spherical game.

While American football is very structured and linear and static where everyone lines up, and there's a burst, and it happens soccer is like the cosmos. It's like constellations. It's bodies moving in space. It's a very spherical game. Gabriel Luna

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