stalker, n.One-Liners

You can learn a lot about a person just by watching them through binoculars twenty-four hours a day.

I'm fairly sure my next-door neighbour thinks I'm a stalkerShe wrote it on Facebook, Twitter, and even in both of her diaries

I like to call myself a follower of women's fashionThe police like to call it stalking

I'm not a stalker, I'm just an unpaid private investigator.