stalking, n.One-Liners

Nothing says 'Facebook stalker" like updating your status with a girl's name when you meant to put it in the search box.

I'm fairly sure my next-door neighbour thinks I'm a stalkerShe wrote it on Facebook, Twitter, and even in both of her diaries

I like to call myself a follower of women's fashionThe police like to call it stalking

You can learn a lot about a person just by watching them through binoculars twenty-four hours a day.

The hardest part of getting a girl's phone number is working up the courage to go through her trash to find it

I think my neighbor is stalking me. She's been googling my name on her computerI saw it through my telescope last night.