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A man gets the words 'I love you" tattooed on his penisHis wife tells him, 'Stop putting words in my mouth'

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Don't drink and tattoo

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I got a tattoo of a digital watch on my wristI regretted it literally one minute later

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I know how women feel: I've had some breasts tattooed on my forehead and now it's like, 'Hello, my eyes are down here.'

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I got a tattoo on my assIt says, "If you're reading this, we're in prison."

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