Marilyn Monroe

trivia

is a broad with a big future behind her. .

is an arrogant little tail twitcher who learned to throw sex in your face.

is a woman with breasts like granite and a brain like Swiss cheese.

is good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.

is a woman with curves in places other women don't even have places.

is so minimally gifted as to be almost unemployable.

is still a sex symbol because we never saw her old.

Marilyn Monroe is still a sex symbol because we never saw her old.