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is preceded by this: that the one who is not really in love who says the more tender things.

In a separation it is the one who is not really in love who says the more tender things.

is inexplicable sometimes. There is no analogue in relationships to the black box flight recorder indicting what went wrong after a plane crash, one can never really know and only feel nauseous whenever the subject comes to mind.

As for breaking up, once the relationship is over, you never really know what went wrong... you just feel nauseous whenever the subject comes to mind. After a plane crash there's the black box that tells the FAA what caused the crack-up. Too bad there's no black box of relationships.

is best done by telling a guy, "I love you and I want to have your baby".

Roz, you've broken up with a lot of people. How do you do it'

is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can't do it in one push. You have to rock it back and forth a few times until it goes over..

Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can't do it in one push. You have to rock it back and forth a few times until it goes over.

is a process whereby saying ‘Sorry, can we just be friends?’ is like saying, ‘The dog died but can we keep it?’

Saying, ‘Sorry, can we just be friends?’ is like saying, ‘The dog died but can we keep it?’

is an act involving a woman leaving you because she no longer sees in you the qualities you never had.

A woman leaves you because she no longer sees in you the qualities you never had.

is painful but worth it --- Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.

Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.

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