breaking up, n.All

Breaking up is an act involving a woman leaving you because she no longer sees in you the qualities you never had.

Breaking up is best done by telling a guy, "I love you and I want to have your baby".

Breaking up is painful but worth it — Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all.

Breaking up is preceded by this: that the one who is not really in love who says the more tender things.

Breaking up is a process whereby saying ‘Sorry, can we just be friends?’ is like saying, ‘The dog died but can we keep it?’

My wife is leaving me for being a terrible lawyerI couldn't defend myself

My wife left me. She called me a 'smug bastard.'I just ran out of the house and drove away - in my new Mercedes - nineteen-inch rims

My wife left me for treating her like a childI told her she just earned herself five minutes on the naughty step

Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can't do it in one push. You have to rock it back and forth a few times until it goes over..

My wife left me, claiming I'm full of myselfAnyway that's enough about her

Breaking up is inexplicable sometimes. There is no analogue in relationships to the black box flight recorder indicting what went wrong after a plane crash, one can never really know and only feel nauseous whenever the subject comes to mind.

My wife left me, saying I'm insaneI don't care, she doesn't exist anyway