Reward Loyalty

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is the best kind of date, because you don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

is a mercenary who is absolved of responsibility with “everybody needs to make a living.”.

For soldiers, we use the term “mercenary,” but we absolve employees of responsibility with “everybody needs to make a living.”

is different than the slave in Roman and Ottoman days in that slaves did not need to flatter their boss.

The difference between slaves in Roman and Ottoman days and today’s employees is that slaves did not need to flatter their boss.

is best who works for their employer as though they were self-employed.

The best employees work for their employers as though they were self-employed.

is not family --- referring to them as such is the corporate equivalent to telling a prostitute you love her.

is best chosen for loyalty --- an ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.

An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.

is to be trusted --- If you suspect a man, don't employ him; if you employ him, don't suspect him.

If you suspect a man, don't employ him; if you employ him, don't suspect him.