employee, n.All

The Employee is different than the slave in Roman and Ottoman days in that slaves did not need to flatter their boss.

In France, it's illegal for employers to send emails after work hours.

The Employee is the best kind of date, because you don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

An Employee is to be trusted — If you suspect a man, don't employ him; if you employ him, don't suspect him.

Employees are more likely to steal from their workplace than the customers who shop there are.

The Employee is best who works for their employer as though they were self-employed.

An Employee is not family — referring to them as such is the corporate equivalent to telling a prostitute you love her.

An Employee is best chosen for loyalty — an ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.

The Employee is a mercenary who is absolved of responsibility with “everybody needs to make a living.”.

Can anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants?