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Google

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is the kind of fun, colorful name you stick with to conceal the fact that your mega-corporation has become objectively terrifying

Google (n.): The kind of fun, colorful name you stick with to conceal the fact that your mega-corporation has become objectively terrifying.

is responsible for helping drinking buddies determine who is right and wrong since 1997.

Google: helping drinking buddies determine who is right and wrong since 1997.

 makes one start to burn out on knowing the answer to everything and makes one nostalgic for the sensation of feeling clueless.

With Google I'm starting to burn out on knowing the answer to everything. People in the year 2020 are going to be nostalgic for the sensation of feeling clueless.

is so authoritative that if it doesn't know the answer, then it's not a question.

If Google doesn't know the answer, then it's not a question

is a feedback loop that's invisible. A google search reflects to you what you already think.

If you Google some sites about the link between vaccines and autism, you can very quickly find that Google is repeating back to you your view about whether that link exists and not what scientists know, which is that there isn't a link between vaccines and autism. It's a feedback loop that's invisible.

is not a real company. It's a house of cards.

Google's not a real company. It's a house of cards.

is a company which has failed at doing only one thing so far; failing.

The only thing Google has failed to do, so far, is fail.

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