google, n.All

Google is the kind of fun, colorful name you stick with to conceal the fact that your mega-corporation has become objectively terrifying

Google makes one start to burn out on knowing the answer to everything and makes one nostalgic for the sensation of feeling clueless.

Google is a thin wrapper around wikipedia

Google is so authoritative that if it doesn't know the answer, then it's not a question.

Google is not a real company. It's a house of cards.

Google is a company which has failed at doing only one thing so far; failing.

Google is a feedback loop that's invisible. A google search reflects to you what you already think.

Google is responsible for helping drinking buddies determine who is right and wrong since 1997.

Google was originally named “Backrub”.