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is one of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

is, much like hollandaise, an invention by the French to cover up the flavor of spoiled flesh, stale vegetables, rotten fish.

Mayonnaise, like hollandaise, was invented by the French to cover up the flavor of spoiled flesh, stale vegetables, rotten fish. Beware the sauce! Where food comes beslobbered with an elegant slime you may well suspect the integrity of the basic ingredients.

is a slapdash mixture of house paint and duck semen.

mayonnaise is basically a heart attack in a bottle.

mayonnaise is basically poor man's foie gras.

Mayonnaise is basically sandwich moisturizer.

Mayonnaise is basically the devil reincarnated into food

is white privilege condensed into a sauce.

mayonnaise is basically white privilege condensed into a sauce

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