mayonnaise, n.All

Mayonnaise is the devil reincarnated into food

Mayonnaise does not need to be refrigerated because it is too acidic for bacteria to grown in it

Mayonnaise is one of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Mayonnaise is sandwich moisturizer.

Mayonnaise is a heart attack in a bottle.

Mayonnaise is, much like hollandaise, an invention by the French to cover up the flavor of spoiled flesh, stale vegetables, rotten fish.

Mayonnaise is a slapdash mixture of house paint and duck semen.

Mayonnaise is white privilege condensed into a sauce.

Mayonnaise is poor man's foie gras.