oral sex

anal sex

Oral sex is like being attacked by a giant snail.

is not all bad, but the worst thing about it is the view.

You know the worst thing about oral sex' The view.

is wonderful, but the phone bill is awful.

I love oral sex ... it's the phone bill I hate

is like rock climbing when getting it from an ugly person: you should never look down.

Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing: you should never look down.

is the only way most of us can get our sex partners to shut up.

is an act where maybe the woman is on her knees, but she's got him by the balls.

Maybe you're on your knees, but you've got him by the balls.

is a great way to tone up your cheekbones.