oral sex, n.All

Oral sex is a taste of things to come.

Oral sex is not all bad, but the worst thing about it is the view.

What do girls and noodles have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them

Oral sex is like rock climbing when getting it from an ugly person: you should never look down.

Oral sex is an act where maybe the woman is on her knees, but she's got him by the balls.

Oral sex may help prevent miscarriages. The more "familiar" a woman is with her partner's semen, the more likely her uterus is to accept it.

Oral sex is wonderful, but the phone bill is awful.

Oral sex is like being attacked by a giant snail.

Oral sex is a great way to tone up your cheekbones.

Oral sex is the only way most of us can get our sex partners to shut up.