parsley

pubic hair

is like pubic hair in that one pushes it aside and keeps eating.

Why is parsley like pubic hair' -You push it aside and keep eating.

is good for the digestion --- if you munch a sprig of parsley, you needn't eat your onions sparsely.

If you munch a sprig of parsley, you needn't eat your onions sparsely.

is difficult to grow --- it must be sown nine times, for the Devil takes all but the last.

Parsley Parsley Parsley must be sown nine times, for the Devil takes all but the last.