parsley, n.All

Parsley is good for the digestion — if you munch a sprig of parsley, you needn't eat your onions sparsely.

Lore ties parsley to death in ancient Greece, planted on graves rather than eaten at the table.

Parsley is like pubic hair in that one pushes it aside and keeps eating.

How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start eating

Parsley is a chef’s idea of décor.

Parsley is difficult to grow — it must be sown nine times, for the Devil takes all but the last.

Parsley is suggestive of festivity