Richard Nixon

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is a man who told us he was going to take crime off the streets. He did. He took it into the White HoUse.

He told us he was going to take crime off the streets. He did. He took it into the White HoUse.

is a man who impeached himself and gave us Gerald Ford as his revenge.

(Richard) Nixon impeached himself. He gave us Gerald Ford as his revenge.

is a guy who could tell two separate lies out of different corners of his mouth at the same time.

Nixon could tell two separate lies out of different corners of his mouth at the same time.

is a man that had the morals of a private detective.

a man that had the morals of a private detective.

is a politician whose motto was: "If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.".

Nixon's motto was: 'If two wrongs don't make a right, try three'.

is the only president whose formal portrait was painted by a police sketch artist?.

Did you know Richard Nixon is the only president whose formal portrait was painted by a police sketch artist? Johnny Carson

is the worst president. Some of his policies were okay, but he disgraced the office.

So far as Im concerned, Ronald Reagan was the best president. Nixon was the worst. Some of his policies were okay, but he disgraced the office.

is like a kamikaze pilot who keeps apologizing for the attack.

Richard Nixon was like a kamikaze pilot who keeps apologizing for the attack.