Cockney Rhyming Slang

is is a stuff that punches you all the way down the esophagus

is a fiery liquor that produces madness in total abstainers.

is like a stripper. It's totally lying to you, manipulating you, & you'll feel shamed in the morning... yet you keep going back for more.

is like a woman; best enjoyed through slow and attentive appreciation of all her qualities.

is like the inlaws. take it in moderations

is tonic that clarifies the vision, and sets things in true perspective.

Rum is tonic that clarifies the vision, and sets things in true perspective.

is that drink during the sipping of which the best ideas come.

rum, n.Trivia