rum, n.All

Rum is tonic that clarifies the vision, and sets things in true perspective.

Rum is like the inlaws. take it in moderations

Rum is that drink during the sipping of which the best ideas come.

Rum is is a stuff that punches you all the way down the esophagus

Rum is like a stripper. It's totally lying to you, manipulating you, & you'll feel shamed in the morning... yet you keep going back for more.

Rum is pirate milk

Rum is a fiery liquor that produces madness in total abstainers.

Rum is like a woman; best enjoyed through slow and attentive appreciation of all her qualities.