shark attack, n.Trivia

In 2014 only 7 humans were killed by sharks while at least 63,000,000 sharks were killed by humans

Sharks kill a dozen people a year while people kill about eleven thousand sharks an hour

Selfies kill more people than shark attacks

Shark attacks are fatal only 20% of the time.

Armed babies kill more Americans each year than sharks do.

Ants kill four times as many people every year than sharks.

You are 10 times more likely to get bitten by a New Yorker than a shark.

The director of 'Jaws' dedicated the last decade of his life to the preservation of sharks to make up for the mass hysteria he helped create.

Shark attacks kill less people than attempted selfies

Shark attacks are less dangerous to humans than to the internet. Their taste for the fiber-optic cables that criss-cross the bottom of the ocean.

Shark attacks are overblown --- Cows kill more Americans each year than sharks do.

Shark attacks are less dangerous to humans than they are to the internet -- sharks show an inexplicable taste for the new fiber-optic cables that criss-cross the bottom of the ocean.

Americans are more likely to be killed by deer than by sharks, bears, and gators combined.