shark attack, n.All

Shark attacks are less dangerous to humans than they are to the internet -- sharks show an inexplicable taste for the new fiber-optic cables that criss-cross the bottom of the ocean.

Shark attacks are fatal only 20% of the time.

A Shark attack is is better called a shark bite since they rarely bite more than once. We really don't taste very good to them.

Shark attacks are overblown --- Cows kill more Americans each year than sharks do.

I don't understand why people get attacked by sharksCan they not hear the music?