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Deep Thoughts

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is overrated. Spelling a word alike each time is like making all clothes alike and cooking all dishes alike.

I don't see any use in having a uniform and arbitrary way of spelling words. We might as well make all clothes alike and cook all dishes alike. Sameness is tiresome... variety is pleasing. Mark Twain

is for chumps. Never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word.

You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word. Mark Twain

is random in English. Cough, rough, though, and through don’t rhyme but bologna and pony do

Cough, rough, though, and through don’t rhyme but bologna and pony do

is a good indicator of whether something will work --- nothing you can't spell will ever work.

is, in English, an affair of memory, not of reason.

is difficult to learn because the teacher keeps changin' the words.

Shorty never learned to spell 'cause the teacher kept changin' the words.

is overrated --- It's a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word!

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