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An A (n.) is just three sticks to the uneducated.
Celery (n.) is as fresh and clean as a rainy day after a spell of heat. It crackles pleasantly in the mouth.... it should be eaten alone, for it is the only food which one really wants to hear oneself eat.
Chess (n.) is a sport at which it is impossible to win gracefully. No man has yet said 'Mate' in a voice which failed to sound to his opponent bitter, boastful and malicious.
Gift giving (n.) is the art of giving something which others cannot buy for themselves.
Golf (n.) is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
Golf (n.) is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
Golf (n.) is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
A Mathematician (n.) knows how to solve a problem, but can't do it.
Orderliness (n.) is overrated — One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
Organizing (n.) is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it's not all mixed up.
The Quotation (n.) is a handy thing to have about, saving one from the trouble of thinking for oneself.
A Weed (n.) is a flower too, once you get to know it.