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is garbage for colleges seeking publicity.

Commencement addresses are usually garbage. They're for colleges seeking publicity.

is literally sewed division. People claim it means different things to different people, but it harkens back to the pro-slavery side of the war.

The [Confederate] Flag is - literally - sewed division. People claim it means different things to different people, but it harkens back to the pro-slavery side of the war.

is best avoided by moving somewhere with decent public transit.

Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don't drive drunk and hit somebody.

 came from liberalism and it was very positive, but then it went dark when it replaced biology with social construct, when it said that everything about the human being is environmental.

Let's admit that feminism came from liberalism and it was very positive. But then it went dark. It went into a bad place. When feminism replaced biology with social construct, they started to say that everything about a human being was created by your environment or by your - by environmental cues as opposed to innate traits... Like you didn't achieve what you could get because it was your fault. They denied traits that are applied across all cultures. And that's where feminism went wrong is it denied biology and makes them look foolish.

is important to women. A Smith & Wesson does more for empowering women than Feminism ever could.

A Smith & Wesson does more for empowering women than Feminism ever could

is a store that makes income inequality a minor distraction.

I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction.

is a religion that advocates the killing of gays, and its inconceivable that it would be tolerated if they advocated the killing of gays.

Imagine if today, they invented a religion that advocated the killing of gays. We would not tolerate that. However, Islam is a religion that advocates that.

is a vice where everyone else is stuck with the hangover.

The problem with leftism as a vice is that everyone else is stuck with the hangover.

is hilariously only pretending to advocate tolerance, equality and peace for purely selfish reasons; the desire to look cool in front of others in order to get love.

When one becomes a liberal, he or she pretends to advocate tolerance, equality and peace, but hilariously, they’re doing so for purely selfish reasons. It’s the human equivalent of a puppy dog’s face: an evolutionary tool designed to enhance survival, reproductive value and status. In short, liberalism is based on one central desire: to look cool in front of others in order to get love. Preaching tolerance makes you look cooler, than saying something like, 'please lower my taxes.'

is problematic in that we already have a dependent generation that's subsidized to oblivion.

The problem with legalization is we already have a dependent generation that's subsidized to oblivion. And will legal pot somehow slice another sliver of the population off of the productive world?

is quick to find evil in our local police, but not in Islamic terror.

Why is our media quick to find evil in our local police, but tnot in Islamic terror?

is a system designed to get people to enter charity runs. No one would run a 3.1 mile race, but hey, 5 km, 5km sounds pretty impressive.

The metric system was designed to get people to enter charity runs.Do you think you would go run a 3.1 mile race? No, but if somebody says, hey, 5 km. You go, 5km sounds pretty impressive.

 has to be enforced because nobody wants it. This is the nature of progressive government they don't care if it's not good for you. It's good for them.

[Obamacare] has to be enforced because nobody wants it. This is the nature of progressive government they don't care if it's not good for you. It's good for them.

is creating nothing but misery for everybody.

ObamaCare is creating nothing but misery for everybody.

is to health care as a fart is to an elevator.

ObamaCare is to health care as a fart is to an elevator.

 discriminates against the childless. So you get a year off because you produce a brat. If anything if you have a child you should work more because your brat's going to annoy me at the restaurants.

Paternity, paternity. Let's think about this. This discriminates against the childless. So you get a year off because you produce a brat. If anything if you have a child you should work more because your brat's going to annoy me at the restaurants.

Let's be clear about what people never say about Playboy on television. It was nothing more than an instrument for onanism. That's what it was. And the Internet co-opted that industry of self- gratification. There is no necessity for lonely men or teenagers to use Playboy. It turns out no one bought that magazine for the articles ever; it was used for only one thing.

is a lot like hitchhiking. In the abstract, it feels really good until you feel dead.

Sanctuary cities are a lot like hitchhiking. And the abstract, it feels really good until you feel dead.

is a set of practices that kill the poor.

The great thing about being rich is, you can embrace practices that kill the poor - that's what socialism does.

is essentially the Hell's Angels with sun visors instead of switch blades. They push macaroni instead of meth. Mess with the Tea Party and they'll put your dog in an American flag sweater on a hot day.

Essentially, the Tea Party are the Hell's Angels, but with sun visors instead of switch blades. They push macaroni instead of meth. Mess with the Tea Party and they'll put your dog in an American flag sweater on a hot day.

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