drunk driving

alcohol

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alcoholic

drinking and driving

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drunkenness

getting pulled over

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is best avoided by moving somewhere with decent public transit.

Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don't drive drunk and hit somebody.

is one way to decrease your chances of dying of cancer.

is not dealt with as much as it should be in the courts, mostly because the undertaker gets them first.

If you drink before you drive, you are 'putting the quart before the hearse.' One reason why the courts don't handle more drunken driver cases is that the undertaker gets them first.

is unwise --- drivers are safer when highways are dry, and highways are safer when drivers are dry.

Drivers are safer when highways are dry, and highways are safer when drivers are dry.

is unwise --- heads you win cocktails you lose.

The hand that lifts the cup that "cheers" should not be used to shift the gears.

is unwise --- it's better to sit tight than to attempt to drive tight.

It's better to sit tight than to attempt to drive tight.

is unwise --- the driver who has "one for the road" will have state troopers as a chaser.

The driver who has "one for the road" will have state troopers as a chaser.

drunk driving, n.Definitions

drunk driving