Victor BorgeThinkers

The Clarinet is like the lawyer in that they too have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.

Daylight saving time is an hour which, with inflation so high these days, is the only thing many of us save all year.

Humor thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Marriage is sometimes happy, but rarely for both husband and wife.

Modem music is a kind of music that hasn't been around too long and hopefully won't be.

A Smile is the shortest distance between two people.

The Viola is distinguished from the violin in that that a viola burns longer.

The Violin is distinguished from the viola in that a viola burns longer.